Modest Proposal
Dear All Colleges,
I have a proposal that's going to help all of us poor kids save a ton of money. Don't go to college. Your prices are absolutely ridiculous and it's not like we're going to get hired anyway due to the shitty job market now a days. So in the future I wouldn't be expecting too many applications from high school seniors because I'm sure they're all going to realize that tuition is just too rich for their blood. You could prevent this and lower the price by a couple thousand dollars or just say bye bye to any money that you were expecting in the near future.
Sincerely,
A poor kid
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