Tuesday, March 20, 2012

3/7/12

10 Great First Lines


1.  I'm always happy until I randomly start crying.
2.  Mom hates drinking, but I drink to drown out her lectures.
3.  Do what you want but run it by me first.
4.  My dog loves to play fetch but I can't throw.
5.  I walked through a cobweb and then turned into a karate master
6.  I really wanted to get to know him until he opened his mouth and started talking.
7.  A broken heart only hurts if you actually loved the person.
8.  I thought you were the one until you kissed my best friend.
9.  I wonder what it's like to swim from a shark?
10. I love buying candles but I hate lighting them.

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