Monday, March 19, 2012

2/6/12- Exercise 10.17

Outrageous General Pronouncement 

Don't you wish boyfriends never had exes?
You have to agree that all those girls are crazy.
Literally stalking him to see how much he really loves you.
Seeing if he's happier with that someone new.
Obviously you broke up for a reason.
That old girl needs to back off,
this is his new beginning.
Those drunk calls and texts she sends,
trying so hard to make amends.
Of course she still talks to his friends,
trying to get every detail out of them
but they never give in because they don't want her to win.
They always hated her, wanted that relationship to end.
She makes up all these stories
trying to make him seem so awful.
But honey, it's your fault he ran. 
Honestly you're just crazy.
End of story.

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